Women

Got this in an e-mail sometime ago:

BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF!

A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG... YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER!

I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO COMBINE MARRIAGE AND A CAREER!

COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN. SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH!

I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN!

WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT!

OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY... I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME!

DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN!

ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE!

And last but not least:

IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN!