Saturday, March 10, 2012

Following Doctors' Orders

Morris , an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.

A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a
gorgeous young woman on his arm.

A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're
really doing great, aren't you?'

Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: Get a hot mamma and be

The doctor said, 'I didn't say that. I said: You've got a heart murmur,
be careful.'


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