So I'm sitting here trying to decide what I want to blog about tonight. Nothing is really coming to mind. I decided to go and read some e-mails I have that have been sitting in my inbox for awhile. I came across one with the subject being "How Fights Start". I read it and found part of them a bit funny so I decided to share them with you. Hopefully they will at least give you a little smile! Enjoy!
One year, a husband decided to buy his
mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.
The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still
haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
And that's how the fight started.....
I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?'
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said.
So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?'
And that's when the fight started.....
My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we
were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?'
'No,' she answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.'
So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'
And that's when the fight started.....
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping
the channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started.....
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming
anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to
200 in about 3 seconds.' I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started.....
My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school
reunion and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging
his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her , 'Do you know him?' 'Yes,' she sighed,
'He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking
right after we split up those many years ago, and
I hear he hasn't been sober since.' 'My God!' I said,
'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started.....
Inside each package was something from her online shop. One package had a hair dryer and an anklet that was pink and purple. One package had a tube of strawberry scented lotion. The last package had a blue and yellow bracelet. Doesn't she just have some wonderful items in her shop? You want to go make a purchase now don't you?
Pictured on this blog is what I believe to be one of my little boy's favorite toys. He will push it a little ways on the floor, crawl to it, and push it again. He'll do this for quite some time all over the living room. He'll sit and chew on it too. If you push on the top of it, it plays music but I'm not sure he knows how to make it do that yet. Out of all the toys we have for him I think this is one of the ones he plays with for the longest amount of time and the most often played with toy he has. I think my grandparents are the ones who gave it to him. What a great choice they made! Yay grandma and grandpa!
