Following Doctors' Orders

Morris , an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.

A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a
gorgeous young woman on his arm.

A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're
really doing great, aren't you?'

Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: Get a hot mamma and be
cheerful.'

The doctor said, 'I didn't say that. I said: You've got a heart murmur,
be careful.'

New Hearing Aid

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost
me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.'

'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?'

'Twelve thirty.'

Getting Married

A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:
'So I hear you're getting married?'
'Yep!'
'Do I know her?'
'Nope!'
'This woman, is she good looking?'
'Not really.'
'Is she a good cook?'
'Naw, she can't cook too well.'
'Does she have lots of money?'
'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.'
'Well, then, is she good in bed?'
'I don't know.'
'Why in the world do you want to marry her then?'
'Because she can still drive!'

Hospital Regulations

A little funny I received in an e-mail so thought I'd share:

Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged.
However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman
already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who
insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital.

After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to
the elevator. On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.
'I don't know,' he said. 'She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing
out of her hospital gown.'

Corn

Corn is a great tasting vegetable that I enjoy several different ways.

It's good canned whether it be whole kernel or creamed corn. If whole kernel then I like it with butter, salt, and pepper on it. If it's creamed corn then some salt and pepper is the way to go. My grandpa's favorite is creamed corn.

I enjoy corn in stew and soup too but I think my all time favorite way to eat corn is corn on the cob. I love to roll it and lather it with LOTS of butter, shake some salt on, and mmmmm mmmmm good! Oh so tasty! What I don't like however with corn on the cob is how it gets stuck in your teeth. A quick brush and some dental floss though and you're good to go!

So how do you like your corn?